#do we

[itsbansheebitch]

(Approx.) 4th Century BCE Good Boys

[tanked-up]

(Ghost staring as Soap comes out of the shower, hair all drenched while he adjusts his towel down to his waist)

Price muttering: And he said he wasn’t to fond of him.

Ghost: Did you say something?

Price: No-

Gaz: He said you should stop being a bitch and help him put on his clothes

(Ghost glares at Price)

Gaz whispers to Price: I’d run if I were you

Price: Fuckin’ hate you, Kyle

[ii17dni]

chat do we.....do we fw these kind of desgins.....

runs away

[hotheadedhero]

You try to write some heartfelt angst and fucking HOT TO GO! starts playing

Now I'm not in an angst mood gosh darnit >:/

Fiddlesticks

[greenieflor]

We are so getting Baron art this week and I'm Unprepared

[richeeduvie]

When is princesa gonna get rid of that baby

...do we want the baby to burn

[theredcuyo]

Look, i'm not saying that pokemon being such a big thing for kids for the last like 3 decades has something to do with enemies to lovers being a huge thing but i'm not saying it isn't either

[mermaidsirennikita]

Historical romance readers referring to sexless romance as “proper romance” lmaooooo

[kaylor]

Maddy it is too early in the year, unreblog those Kaylor pictures I was feeling happy today

girl you are following the kaylor tumblr. we post kaylor here.

[vixvigil]

at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money

[word-count-bullet-count]

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

[bumblingbabooshka]

Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.

[awooooooooooo]

and if I may add: even for the highest weight categories all we have is correlation, no causal link has been proven. Other possible causes for negative health outcomes at the highest weight include poverty and (weight!!!) stigma

Just found out that the dietary calorie is still measured by burning food in a "bomb calorimeter" and then measuring the heat produced. There's no solid evidence that this method is at all equivalent to how our bodies process food (an entirely different chemical process from combustion), the accuracy of this system has been disputed for as long as it's existed, and there are no available alternatives

There are 4800 calories in a kilogram of dry sawdust even though wood is completely indigestible to humans, because calories don't measure nutritional value, just how well something burns

Nutritional "science" is pure bullshit

[hauntedhotel]

Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.

Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?

Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.

[theygender]

You know I'm gonna be honest. I don't think all these apps really need access to my precise location